dearmfield

You're walking by a cemetery, and you think, "oh yeah that's right"
When you read this Sam Pink book you start to say what the fuck am I reading. You read it aloud to someone and they look at you like you are brushing your teeth with a toliet brush.

A hope for a bus to kill you, Will you move in with Sam Pink? An incomplete list of things to be reincarnated as. To envy the moon with such anger. Trips to the library but not for books. Genital Mutilation with an unwanted item. Sam Pink is a bizarre man, but I love it. His blurps of how much it sucks and how much he loves it will give you some unforgettable laughter.

Selfish Asshole I was straight out laughing "I can't put my mouth over your cat's head and just stand there while it scratched my face" "I couldn't pick a scab and put it in your strawberry jelly" Don't leave your window open for this guy.

Things That Details a Trip To The Supermarket Straight out hilarious!