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Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You?

Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You? - Allie Beck 1. An electric toothbrush to masturbate with. $19.99 at your local drugstore.
2. Dinner with the husband at a restaurant $48.00
3. A bottle of champagne, that makes your wife so horny. $100.00
4. Sex in a nearby dumpster....priceless.

Marcia can't get off with her husband. After a little to much champagne things get hot and heavy. A nearby dumpster becomes a sexual place to do the deed.
Vanilla syrup, bagels and banana peels join in on this sexual encounter.

Needs more moaning sex parts, but definitely funny