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Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 2: A Bizarro Press Anthology (Volume 2)

Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 2 - Arthur Gelsinger, Vincent W. Sakowski, Patrick D'Orazio, Nick Cato, Wol-vriey, Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, John McNee, Jon Konrath, James Steele, Christy Leigh Stewart, David Wallace Fleming, David Raffin, Donald Armfield, Justin  Grimbol, Danger Slater I have a short story in this anthology. To All of the other authors in this book. I think we made a kickass book. And like Danger Slater said "Long Live The Cock" Here are my ratings for all the stories. Mine gets 5 Stars because I am a bias prick.

The Ballad of Billy The Squid porno star, to many man rods for me. 3 STARS

Douglas Hackle's Bathroom stall love story (kinda) is another reason why I don't use public restrooms. 4 STARS

A Hand walks into a Bar title sounds like the start of a joke. If body parts could talk they would be raving about this story. Its "Thing from the Addams Family in his first mobster short. 5 STARS

Jon Konrath's ASL ninja chimp and the adventure to get a 1994 Mercedes-Benz S280 is a trip. LMAO! 5 Stars.

The Apple of My iPhone A love story for technology with a bite of horror. 5 stars

James Steele's Life Cycle Very creative writing as I was reading I kept waiting for Elton John to start singing.....The Cycle of Life 3.5 Stars

The Legend of a Ho Named Walrus Sounds Very bizarre she gets her name from the sounds she made at birth and then starts sexing all the tribes men. 3.5 stars.

Clear Skies Tomorrow, God Willing What it gods name, just agree on chicken! 3.5 Stars.

Patrick D'Orazio's quest for snacks cakes makes the princess happy. Its Little Memo meets Star Trec on crack. 4 Stars.

365 Yesterdays by Wol-vriey A repeating yesterday with no hamburgers or hotdogs. Wol-vriey always gives my eyes an orgasm of delight. 5 Stars

Necrocandy Wow! A Treaty Treat from Nick Cato. A sexy love story of straight out bizarre. Now tell me do you have an urge for candy? 5 Stars.

The Free Monster
Illegal downloading with a monster on the run. Interesting but didn't make my nipples hard. 3 Stars.

Bread Alone Subway eat your heart out or stab yourself in the head with an ice pick....Billy makes a better sandwich...okay story 3.5 stars

Laser Tits a seven inch long belly button. Wow! After Reading Grimbol's short I now need to get my hands on more of his work. 4 stars.